a very large knotted tree-branch

This very large branch has been ripped from a tree. It is almost eight feet long, making it difficult to swing one-handed. Its base is splintered where it was broken off and is much thicker than the tip. Almost straight, this branch is slightly curved and covered with numerous knots.

It is a very large knotted tree-branch.
This crushing weapon, which has normal reach, can be wielded two-handed.
It is average while attacking and awful while defending; its speed is very slow, and it inflicts massive damage upon
hitting.
It is too heavy for you to wield effectively two-handed.
It is made of wood.
It weighs twelve pounds.

You identify a very large knotted tree-branch.
It is a wood crushing weapon.
It is wielded two-handed.
Offensive bonus 10, parry bonus -10, damage 14.0, and delay 150%.
It weighs eleven pounds and fourteen ounces, and it is worth about five celeb.
Its keywords are branch, knotted, large, and tweapon.