a very heavy branch

This branch has been ripped from a large tree. It is very large and heavy and it looks like it would make a suitable club for some gigantic creature.

It is a very heavy branch.
This crushing weapon, which has normal reach, can be wielded one-handed.
It is excellent while attacking and average while defending; its speed is slow, and it inflicts average damage upon
hitting.
It is too heavy for you to wield effectively one-handed.
It is made of wood.
It weighs eight pounds.

You identify a very heavy branch.
It is a wood crushing weapon.
It is wielded one-handed.
Offensive bonus 20, parry bonus 0, damage 9.5, and delay 120%.
It weighs seven pounds and ten ounces, and it is worth about one celeb.
Its keywords are branch and cweapon.