a crumpled, mud-smeared piece of paper

The names of local merchants are scribbled on this piece of dirty, mud-smeared paper. Next to the names there are descriptive terms documenting their physique and clothing, along with thorough details of the times and routes they take.

It is a crumpled, mud-smeared piece of paper.
It weighs about an ounce.

You identify a crumpled, mud-smeared piece of paper.
It is an unsellable object.
It weighs one ounce, and it is worth about one celeb.
Its keywords are paper, crumpled, mud-smeared, and note.